Hahaha... ok well, I know it's technically too late, but for clarification I meant MICHAEL Shoemaker (Seriously... Ralf? Come on...), Fisi, Massa and Scott SPEED...
I remember some of the hilarity from last year... and I hope it continues this year.
But just in case the entire field crashes out and somehow Taku and Ralf are the only two left running (assuming they weren't the ones to cause the giant wreck), then I reserve the right to revert back to CDHs suggested picks.