11:50pm October 13th News Flash...
George Steinbrenner has signed adoption papers tonight officially designating the New York Yankees as Pedro Martinez' daddy. This happened just minutes after John Lieber out-pitched Pedro and the Boston Red Sox by a score of 3-1 to go up 2 games to none in the best of 7 series.
Steinbrenner went on to further announce that going forward the official theme song of the New York Yankees will be changed from Frank Sinatra's rendition of "New York, New York" to Tina Turner's version of "Simply the Best!..." reminding all within earshot of the second line of her song that states, "...Better than all the rest!"
In an emotional press conference Pedro Martinez said that he really liked the chants of "Who's your daddy? at Yankee Stadium because they made him feel important and loved.
